i, [insert my full name here... which i will not do on the internet], refuse to eat in excess on this date, wednesday, august thirty-first, two thousand and eleven.
which is to say that i will allow myself to eat my vitamins in the morning, as per usual.
i will also allow myself to have a granola bar for breakfast, as well as ONE other granola bar later in the day, perhaps around 4 pm.
you will not snack. you will not go to the dining hall. you "have too much work to do."
people will believe you because despite it being the third day of classes, you really do have too much work to do.
if desperate, open container of soup. 60 calories per serving.
if you do this, you must take at least a fifteen minute walk around campus, wasting your work time and making you look like a fool.
get on track, you fat greedy bitch.
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